List Of Vegetables Prepared By Najoskar Starts With Tomatoes And Onions.

The first thing on my list of vegetables considered to be horrible things, is one of the most disgusting and foul tasting foods ever grown in soil; The tomato, a red food with a tuft of green hair on top of the head. When you bite into one of the tomatoes you feel it burst and slowly this disgusting tasting liquid with little seeds fills your mouth, its warm, and you can feel the seeds swimming on your tongue bobbing up and down. The liquid rushes down your throat spreading the awful taste of tomatoes all round your body before the rest gets in your mouth. The horrible crunching sound when you bite into the body of the tomato would make you want to pull your ears off as the squelching gets louder and louder. You try to keep it down although you want to be sick because of the tangy taste. The tomato is one of the worst foods ever made and if they all got sent to Room 101 it would make a lot of people happy. The list of vegetables includes food put on earth to make people cry and have a foul taste in the mouth, the onion is a horrible food. When you see the onions, they don’t look so bad, but as you make your way towards them you feel a stinging in your eyes as water gushes down your face. You peel the skin off the onions to reveal a whitish yellow food that would make you sick, whether it’s fried or boiled, it will always taste the same. The onion tastes like a rubber ball mixed with slimy slugs as it slithers down your throat like a snake. It smells like an old sock and makes me want to be sick. When I see the onions on my plate I don’t want to look at them, you can smell them from a mile away. The onions which were made by the devil should go into room 101 because they smell and taste dreadful.

The last but not least thing on my list of items for Room 101, is the most boring thing, Romantic films are the worst things to watch, to be made to sit a room and watch romantic films would drive me insane. The story is always the same and the acting is always pathetic. In the cinemas, all the women in there break into tears, although they have seen it all before in another film with the same story, boy meets a girl they fall in love, its so unbelievably boring I want to tear my eyes out to stop the torture of watching these films. They should be banned from being made all over the world to stop innocent people being forced to watch films that will send them to sleep or drive them insane. So they are all the things that I think the world would be better off without, they deserve to be in room 101

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